Uncle Walt's Funhouse:

This will never be an all-inclusive listing. However, there are things here which interest me, and I use this as my own personal jumping-off place. If you desire to do the same thing, I trust you know by now how to set the bookmark on your browser. If you are using Mozilla Firefox, Netscape, or some other real browser, I hope I don't have to explain all the process to you.

If you are using America Online, click your mouse on that little heart-shaped doohickey, and it'll mark it as a "Favorite Place." If you have to ask what a "browser" is, you should immediately and simultaneously hold down the "Alt" and "F4" keys on your keyboard and go back to playing solitaire until a ten-year-old child explains the Web to you.

I cannot take responsibility for what you find at the other end of these links. I have not intentionally directed anyone to a site which is patently offensive or pornographic. However, insult is in the eye of the beholder, and you may not appreciate all of these links as much as I do. For that matter, I don't agree with or hang around every place these links might take you to, either.

You are also invited to suggest links. Do not suggest that I link your favorite sports team. This is my page, and I'll root for my favorites. Write your own page if you want to direct people to your misguided allegiances.

• Armadillos: More than you ever wanted to know - jokes included at no extra charge
• You can Anagram your name (or the name of an enemy)
• The Annals of Improbable Research have all sorts of Hot A.I.R., including the Ig Nobel Prizes
• Then see how re-re-re-translation goes awry at Babelfish
• PDQ Bach commits musical massacres
• Bibfeldt has been sighted at the U of Chicago
• Are you Bored?
• Cartalk - Tom and Ray fix your car and the Kelly Blue Book tells you what it's worth
• Jack Chick "Homage" (Is this literature, theology, or humor?)
• Churches Ad Hoc: A Divine Comedy gives you an interesting view of ecclesiastical architecture and links to other photo essays
• The Darwin Awards "celebrate Charles Darwin's theory of evolution in action by commemorating the remains of individuals who contributed to the improvement of our gene pool by removing themselves from it" (not my beliefs, but definitely my sense of humor)
• Ambrose Bierce gave us The Devil's Dictionary
• Diesslin, Rich - drawn to cartooning
• The Door - do you dare to open it?
• Dr. Demento remembers the songs you try to forget
• The Double Dactyl - A style of poetry to bend your brain
• EcuLaugh brings pre-screened, clean and funny jokes to your cathode ray display
• The First Presleyterian Church - Uh-Huh!
• Advice from Sir Charles Grandiose
• Guns for Nuns, inc. promotes internet privacy
• Heather and Her Two Mommies visit the zoo (and abuse political correctness)
• Who you calling an Idiot?
• Humor from the Infidels
• The Internet Oracle answers the really tough questions
• Laugh Web is one of the Net's top archives of humor
• Lost Armadillos in Heat is difficult to categorize, nearly impossible to ignore
• The Loyal Order of the Water Buffalo - An elaborate parody of fraternal organizations
• Marxism - the Groucho way
• Archie McFee and Co., "Outfitters of Popular Culture"
• MentalPlex is Google's mind-controlled search engine
• Monty Python Official Site
• Old Lutheran humor, food, and other things Wittenbergish
• My friends and I came up with One Hundred One Uses for a Paper Clip
• Playelder Magazine is published by ex-Mormons; 'nuff said
• Pun American Newsletter (no, I won't do it to you)
• Religious Humor List - REHU-L invites you to the Rubber Chicken Ranch
• Ship of Fools: The Magazine of Christian Unrest
• Smurf the Web - This smurfalacious site will convert any web page into a smurfin' fun time
• Sven and Ole are the classic Lutheran fall-guys
• Tartanic: Pipes, drums, and a (loud) garden of earthly delight
• America's humorist is still Mark Twain
• Verbivore: Food for thought ... thought for food
• The Word Police will bust you for bad grammar

• Beer Dot Com
• Beer Me!
• Caffeine Archive for you java junkies
• Epicurious
• Food at the Open Directory Project

• PETA means "People Eating Tasty Animals"
• Recipe Xchange from Parenthood.com is just what the title claims
• Shine on, Shiner Beer - a true Tejas original
• Texas Beef Council - Yum! Not only news, but recipes galore
• Verbivore - Food for thought ... thought for food
• Wine.com invites you to pop a cork

• ABC Television
• Cartalk - Tom and Ray fix your car and bend your mind (listen on NPR)
• CBS Television
• KFUO-AM features Lutheran Christian programming
• KFUO-FM is my classical radio station of choice when driving in St. Louis
• NBC Television
• National Public Radio
  • KBIA is the NPR station in Columbia, Missouri
• A Prairie Home Companion - Ol' time radio variety
• Wait, Wait, Don't Tell Me! is the current news quiz show on NPR
• "Whad' Ya Know?" "Not much!" - A favorite radio game show on public radio

• Baseball Links from John Skilton
• St. Louis Blues Hockey Club
• St. Louis Cardinals Baseball Club
• Sportsterminal.com has one-stop sports shopping
• St. Louis Rams